Subtitles for One Direction Carpool Karaoke

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HEY, MATE.
IT'S ME.
I'M IN A REAL BIND TRAFFICWISE. I KNOW YOU'RE IN TOWN.
IS THERE ANY WAY YOU'LL JUST BE ABLE TO HELP ME GET TO WORK?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
YEAH. I'LL SEE YOU IN TWO MINUTES.
WHAT A RELIEF.
HEY, MAN. THANKS -- THANKS FOR THIS.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. THE TRAFFIC.
>> I KNOW.
I KNOW. >> JAMES.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] JAMES: I OM NEED ONE.
>> HOLD ON. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
JAMES: I REALLY DON'T NEED EVERYONE.
WOW.
>> THE MORE THE MERRIER, RIGHT? JAMES: I GUESS.
I GUESS.
LET'S GO. >> LET'S GO.
>> MAKE SURE YOU PUT YOUR SEAT BELTS ON.
JAMES: SEAT BELTS ON. IF ANYONE NEED TO WEE, HOLD IT.
WE MIGHT GET SOME FOOD. DO YOU GUYS HIND IF WE LISTEN TO
A BIT OF MUSIC -- MIND IF WE LISTEN TO A BIT OF MUSIC?
♪ YOU'RE IN SECURE, YOU'RE TUSHING HEADS WHEN YOU WALK
THROUGH THE DOOR DON'T MAKE UP
TO COVER UP BEING THE WAY THAT YOU YOU ARE
IS ENOUGH EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN
SEE IT EVERYONE ELSE BUT YOU
BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED
BUT WHEN YOU SMILE AT THE GROUND IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL YOU DON'T
KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
ONLY I CAN SEE I WANT YOU SO DESPERATELY
RIGHT NOW I'M LOOKING AT YOU AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DON'T KNOW OO YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
OOO THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL
♪ >> STOP IT.
MY ASS IS ON FIRE.
JAMES: LOOK, LOOK, WE HAVE SOME PEOPLE HERE.
>> SHE'S BEEN FOLLOWING ME FOR WEEKS.
>> OHINGS MY GOSH -- >> HELLO.
>> DRIVE SAFELY.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR BELT ON, YOUNG LADY.
>> I'VE SEEN HER A COUPLE OF TIMES.
JAMES: IS IT SCARY FINDING OUT WHERE YOU LIVE --
>> IT DOES GET A BIT SCARY WHEN THEY ARE KIND OF CLOSE -- WHEN
PEOPLE ARE CLOSE TO YOUR HOUSE. I REMEMBER A COUPLE OF YEARS
AGO, I TWEETED THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN RUNNING OUT OF MILK
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE A CUP OF TEA.
SOMEONE'S RINGING ME BELL.
IT'S THIS 45-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
SAID IT'S THE MILK. JAMES: I DO THAT ALL THE TIME.
IF I WERE YOU I WOULD JUST BE TWEETING CONSTANTLY.
ISN'T IT AWFUL NOT WAKING UP WITH ANY LOTTERY SCRATCH CARD.
LEAVE THE POST BOX OPEN. YOU NEVER KNOW.
ONE, TWO THREE FOUR ♪
THE STORY OF MY LIFE I TAKE HER HOME
I DRIVE ALL NIGHT TO KEEP HER WARM
INSIDE IT'S FROZEN
THE STORY OF MY LIFE THE STORY OF MY LIFE ♪
JAMES: I WANT US TO DO A BAD COMEDY.
>> YOU START IT OFF AND I'LL FOLLOW.
♪ JAMES: GUYS, IF WE'RE GOING TO
MAKE THIS WORK, YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH ME.
♪ >> LIAM.
>> SORRY, I WAS JUST DOING IT.
♪ [LAUGHTER]
>> BEAUTIFUL. ♪ MAYBE IT'S THE WAY SHE WALKS
OW STRAIGHT INTO MY HEART AND STORY
THROUGH THE DOORS AND PAST THE GUARD
JUST LIKE SHE ALREADY ONLY I SAY CAN YOU GIVE HER BACK TO
ME SHE SAID NEVER IN YOUR WILDEST
DREAMS HEY
AND WE DANCED ALL NIGHT TO THE BEST SONG EVER
WE KNEW EVERY LINE FOR THE BEST DANCE EVER
I WON'T FORGET HER WE DANCED
WE DANCED IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS
WE KNEW EVERY LINE NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER
BUT I KNOW I WON'T FORGET HER BECAUSE WE DANCED TO THE BEST
SONG EVER ♪ [APPLAUSE]
♪ BEST SONG EVER ♪ >> GO, JAMES.
THIS IS ALL YOU.
♪ IT WAS THE BEST SONG EVER IT WAS THE BEST SONG EVER
♪ FADED OUT MY OWN SONG. BOY BANDS WHEN I WAS GROWING UP
WOULD ALSO DO DANCE ROUTINES AND WHERE THE SAME CLOTHES.
AND YOU'VE REAL CRI KICKED AGAINST THAT.
WHY?
>> IT'S NOT THAT WE WOULD KICK AGAINST THAT.
>> WE JUST MADE A DECISION THAT WE WEREN'T GOING TO BE THAT.
>> I THINK IT MAKES SENSE THAT THEY WOULD DO THAT.
BUT NONE OF US DANCE. JAMES: YOU WOULD HAVE A GOOD
DANCE ROUTINE.
>> WE'LL DO IT. JAMES: YOU NEVER MADE A VIDEO OF
"NO CONTROL." AND I THINK NOW WE COULD MAKE A
VIDEO WITH CHOREOGRAPHY.
OK. COME WITH ME ON THIS.
SO YOU DO THIS. WAKING UP
WAKING UP BESIDE YOU
I'M A LOADED GUNN I'M A LOADED GUNN
I CAN WANT CONTAIN THIS ANYMORE AND THIS IS THE IMPORTANT BIT
I'M ALL YOURS AND THEN YOU DO THIS.
THERE'S NO CONTROL NO CONTROL.
I'VE GOT US SOME OUTFITS TO WEAR.
WE'RE ALL WEARING DENIM SHIRTS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
ALREADY THIS FEELS LIKE WE'RE A PROPER BOY BAND.
>> I'M NOW WEARING DOUBLE DENIM.
>> YOU'RE WINNING ALREADY THEN. JAMES: EXACTLY.
SO NOW OFFICIALLY WE ARE GIVING THE FANS WHAT THEY'VE US A
WANTED WHICH IS A MUSIC VIDEO TO "NO CONTROL" ALL IN MATCHING
OUTFITS.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
♪ JUST A FINGERPRINT OF LIPSTICK'S NOT ENOUGH
SWEET WHERE YOU LAY STILL A TRACE O INNOCENCE ON THE
PILLOW CASE WAKING UP
BESIDE YOU I'M A LOADED GUNN I CAN'T CONTAIN THIS ANYMORE
I'M ALL YOURS I GOT NO CONTROL
NO CONTROL POWERLESS
AND I DON'T CARRY IT'S OBVIOUS I JUST CAN WANT GET ENOUGH OF
YOU THE PEDAL'S DOWN MY EYES ARE
CLOSED NO CONTROL
NO CONTROL NO
THE TASTE WHERE IS IT NOW?
ON MY TONGUE I DON'T WANNA WASH THE NIGHT
BEFORE NEVER WASH IT AGAIN
BEFORE IN THE HEAT
WHERE YOU LAY I COULD STAY RIGHT HERE
AND BURN IN IT ALL DAY ONE TWO THREE FOUR
WAKING UP BESIDE YOU I'M A LOADED GUNN
I CAN'T CONTAIN THIS ANYMORE I'M ALL YOURS
I'VE GOT NO CONTROL NO CONTROL
♪ JAMES: GUYS, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
YOU, I THINK YOU SHOULD RETHINK THIS HIATUS BECAUSE I FEELS
RIGHT.
SIT JUST ME OR DOES IT FEEL RIGHT?
IS IT JUST ME OR DO YOU FEEL RIGHT?
>> ARE YOU OK, JAMES? JAMES: I JUST FEEL LIKE WE
REALLY HIT SOMETHING UNBELIEVABLE.
DO YOU KNOW THE GAME SLEEP WITH, MARRY, CRUISE.
ONE PERSON HAS TO GONE A CRUISE FOR A YEAR SHARING A ROOM.
YOU SPEND EVERY I MINUTE OF EVERY DAY BUT YOU DO NOT SLEEP
WITH THEM.
ONE OF THEM YOU MARRY AN ONE OF THEM YOU SLEEP WITH.
>> JUST ONE NIGHT.
JAMES: ONE TIME.
OM ONE GIRL.
I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR THREE. DEMI LOVATOS SELENA GOMEZ AND
TINA FEY. THERE'S YOUR THREE.
>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
JAMES: THEUS PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?
>> SLEEP WITH TINA FEY. MARRY SELENA GOMEZ.
JAMES: GOOD CHOICE. >> AN GO ON A CRUISE WITH DEMI
LOVATO. JAMES: GREAT FUN.
GREAT VOICE.
GOOD FUN. GOOD FUN.
♪ AND IF YOU LIKE DRIVING WITH
YOUR WINDOWS DOWN AND IF YOU LIKE GOING PLACES
WE CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE IF YOU LIKE TO DO EVERYTHING
YOU'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT BABY I'M PERFECT
BABY I'M PERFECT SO LET'S START RIGHT NOW ♪
JAMES: SO YOU'RE ALL GETTING SOME WELL DESERVED TIME OFF NOW.
ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO IT THIS TIME OFF?
OR ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT IT?
>> IT'S A SCARY THINK BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T STOPPED FOR FIVE YEARS.
I THINK MORE THAN IG WE'RE GOING TO STOP BEING ON STAGE.
BUT ONLY WE HAVEN'T SEEN OUR FAMILY.
SO MY MOM AND DAD ARE GOING TO LIVE WITH ME A RIB.
SO IT'S NICE. >> IT'S GOING BE INTERESTING
WHAT EACH OF US DO AS INDIVIDUALS.
IT'S GOING TO BE COOL.
♪ ALL MY LIFE YOU STOOD BY ME AND NO ONE ELSE WAS EVER BEHIND
ME ALL THESE LIES CAN'T BUY ME
NOBODY CAN DRAG ME DOWN NOBODY CAN DRAG ME DOWN
[RAPPING] ♪
NOBODY CAN DRAG ME DOWN NOBODY CAN DRAG ME DOWN
[LAUGHTER] >> THAT WAS SICK.
THE FLOW WAS SO GOOD. JAMES: I CAN BRING SOMETHING TO
THE BAND, GUYS! THANKS FOR HELPING ME GET TO
WORK. I LOVE YOU ALL VERY, VERY MUCH.
YOU'RE ADORABLE BOYS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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